You can love god or you can hate it. Either way, it won't be doing shit while you're alive but sending anonymous love letters in the form of sheer luck and you'll thank him, and then he won't say you're welcome. And then you might die and go to heaven.

BUt the rest of us who like to believe in things that are real, we'll just say fuck jesus and fuck a god who refuses to participate in this mess he created once he got bored one eternity long ago. Then we'll die, then we might go to hell, but if its anything like earth, it has to be because its based on elements we know from earth LULZ, then we'll get bored of getting burned, then we'll start creating civilizations, then we'll start creating ideas about how we got here and telling all the newcomers that its because some other deity loves us, and since you can't die again in hell, we'll just say our deity doesn't like you....to combat others who are saying their deity doesn't like us.

OR......










OR

We'll just fucking die.